Hulking overlord (S1): Scamp! How many copies of Exhumation have been downloaded during my free promotion?
Mumbling minion (S2): Ancient and Malignant one – 70 copies have been downloaded for free, by the graciousness of your decree.
S1: 70 copies? Only 70 copies?! Weak and pathetic mortals! I shall flay them alive for their insolence and derision.
S2: But, mighty and scary one! – humans are busy, very very busy – oh trembler of souls. Show them mercy. They will download it.
S1: I suppose, silly Scamp. I release thee, go! Wait! …Is there a reason why my internet is slow again? Did you pay the Helstra bill? Is Adolf looking at porn again? Go look. I can’t walk in on that again…
S2: …I’ll check, m’lord. *sigh*
Moral of the Story???
Go and download a freakin’ copy!
Free download until tomorrow!